Thursday, January 02, 2003
More painful than watching Bush on Jeopardy...
Noted potatohead Michael Kelly atempts to be droll and witty.
Carter Returns Nobel Peace Prize
'Too, Too Ridiculous,' Ex-Prez Says
PLAINS, Ga., March 17 -- In a move that stunned veteran narcissistic personality disorder observers, a smiling Jimmy Carter today announced that he had decided to return the coveted Peace Prize awarded to him last year by the Nobel Committee.
"I may be the most vainglorious, self-regarding, preachifying old coot since Henry Ward Beecher, but even I know when a joke has gone too far," said Carter
Sadder than a Ben Shapiro pick-up line.
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